Your scent is like that of a mink
You show everyone your hair
But really we don’t even care
You walk around like you’re cool
But in fact you’re just a fool
You look like poo
When you walk by I can only scream “eww”
When I leave the house I want to get away
When I hear that it breaks my heart
Now the have to roll me away on a cart
I just can’t stand you
You look like a witch who turns kids into stew
Go on now, back to your cave
And while you’re at it quit treating me like you’re slave.