Insult Poem

You really stink

Your scent is like that of a mink

You show everyone your hair

But really we don’t even care

You walk around like you’re cool

But in fact you’re just a fool

You look like poo

When you walk by I can only scream “eww”

When I leave the house I want to get away

But when I walk in the door you say you’re here to stay

When I hear that it breaks my heart

Now the have to roll me away on a cart

I just can’t stand you

You look like a witch who turns kids into stew

Go on now, back to your cave

And while you’re at it quit treating me like you’re slave.